Goat Simulator MMO Simulator App Reviews

I Licked The Old Goat (T-Rex) But... it Never Gave Me It... So I Put It In My Inventory...... And It Still Didnt Give Me It.... Please Tell... And How Do You Chat?

I love the game and my friends do too. I have a suggestion, what if you made an app about the launchpad Easter egg where you could make and record music. Thats all keep up the great work.

This game is awesome but you should add more goats and also make it online cause I see chat but its not really fun it doesnt seem like you can make friends and talk to others but keep up the good work I love this game!

I love this game but its not really an MMO like it says evidence: I put one of the " players " in my inventory, plus the chat is unopenable and strange. Before you buy this game just be aware it is NOT actually an MMO but its still REALLY REALLY FUN I had an amazing time playing this game, I went on a vacation to Canada last week and it took all day to get there. I can honestly say I played this game THE WHOLE WAY THERE its that good 24 hours straight minus some breaks for lunch and dinner I played this game non stop all in all its a very fun game and I have a lot of fun with it. I hope you will too oh and by the way, did you know that you cant breathe with your rouge sticking out? You just attempted it and now you feel very stupid I win HAHA IN YOUR FACE

Map is extremely small and the bots are misleading.

I LOVE all the other ones! But this one made me break my old phone, some of the goats are IMPOSSIBLE to get, im not even sure how i got half of them! most of the time its just pure luck, but this game is HORRIBLE compared to the others! If you dont have any of the other 3 yet, but still really want this one, get this one last.

I know a lot of people are asking how to unlock old goat and I did and Ill tell you how

Ive noticed people thinking they need to get to level 15 just to help out with me all I had to do was get all the trophy so hope I helped

Crashes

It crashes a lot so I have to delete and download to play.

This was a waste of money. I bought the game, and it wont let me into the app! I would consider getting another one of your games if I received a refund.

App is crashing frequently after starting screen. Please look after into this issue. Let me know if there is any update.

I played it once and it was amazing! But then it kept crashing on the loading screen and I cant play anymore...

The game played normally for a day, now it crashes at the Coffee Stains Studio loading screen. Ive retried and retried but no dice. This needs to be fixed or I want my $4.99 back!

I totally love this game. Its also super funny. It has a huge world, unlike goat sim and goatz. You can also do quests and unlock other goats. Although, it crashes a few times to get on the app, but it is still worth the money.

As the title says- this is not a MMO. The chat is faked- theres no way to enter messages or create your own username. All the other "players" who you see walking around on the map are just randomized and have looped movements for a few seconds. The chat always has messages asking to trade something for something else, but none of these items actually exist. Theres no armor pieces to use or unlock or anything like that. Overall, very misleading. What this game actually IS is just another Goat Sim world with a RPG theme. There are achievements, new goats to unlock, all that stuff, but as for actual MMO, nope. If they had sold it as what it actually was, 5 stars.

I have been tapping the lock button over and over 1 lick per second whenever I can get on the app and it has been 3 days and Im only at 4,000 seriously please at least lower the amount, I know the snail goat is over powered but its not really worth 3 hours or 3 or more days

Okay their is something wrong with this game it crashes every time Ive opened it and Im on a iPad mini 4 so Creators of the game please fix the crashing!

I cant even open the game anymore, fix it or I will get a refund

I wish there was real multiplayer, at first I thought it was really dumb people. Then I realized they said the same thing over and over and over! Its making me mad because I want chat and I want friends (well I found the genie and got a friend but I mean a real one) Please add this!!!